Scot Simonson Edit Meaning

1. A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates. Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache. ..

1. The magical being who is responsible for all hook-ups and sexual encounters. Imagine the tooth fairy on Viagra and in a sprightly bonda..

1. A redneck, starwars freak. That gieder put NASCAR stickers on his Jabba the Hut doll...