Scotch Notch

What is Scotch Notch?


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The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth

Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.

Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.

Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN

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