Scotch Omelette

What is Scotch Omelette?


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Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night

Tim: A-ha!

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