What is Scotlan?
a large bottle of mustard used to jam up the anus for sexual pleasure.
Man 1: my scotlan is almost empty. I used it all last night.
Man 2: Sorry, man. I don't use scotlans. I have a girlfriend.
See mustard, anus, pleasure, masturbate, jam, fun, desperate, bottle, lube
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