Scotlan

What is Scotlan?

a large bottle of mustard used to jam up the anus for sexual pleasure.

Man 1: my scotlan is almost empty. I used it all last night.

Man 2: Sorry, man. I don't use scotlans. I have a girlfriend.

See mustard, anus, pleasure, masturbate, jam, fun, desperate, bottle, lube

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