Scotlan

What is Scotlan?

a large bottle of mustard used to jam up the anus for sexual pleasure.

Man 1: my scotlan is almost empty. I used it all last night.

Man 2: Sorry, man. I don't use scotlans. I have a girlfriend.

See mustard, anus, pleasure, masturbate, jam, fun, desperate, bottle, lube

Quitron

1. a giant hairy ball sack which looks like it is infested with sperm that never gets used hey look at those quitron's on tyler!! day..

Rubbing Mustache

1. I need to poop. I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!..

Goofpa

1. verbal noun, derives from the indian version of jasper carrot: ghifpa pajatis. im pajitying my goofpa, goofpa See goofpa, goof, porn, ..

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