What is Scotland Hammer?
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Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.
Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!
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