What is Scott Fayner?
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Scott Fayner
n. 1. An "avid" writter in todays adult industry. A drug enthusiast to say the least, crack head to say the most (Seymour Butts). For what he lacks in news, he makes up for in creativity.
adj. 1) to love cocaine.
2) to have a small and crooked penis.
3) to be nearly as famous as the butler from fresh prince.
Porno Bitch #1: I heard Scott Fayner makes good girls go bad.
Porno Bitch #2: He's really hott. I want him.
Porno Bitch #1: He's got the clap. And I think I he likes drugs.
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