Scott Parker

What is Scott Parker?


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A specimen who is more than a man, but less than a god. No wait, he's more than a god, too. Upon his debut in the National Hockey League in the late nineteen-ninteys, he reversed lesbianism in 99% of the world's lesbians. The other 1% were accidently killed by him when he sneezed. The related terms are people who are far less cooler than him.

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