Scottish Bagpipe

What is Scottish Bagpipe?


1.

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.

I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.

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2.

When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.

Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe

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