What is Scottish Bagpipe?
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When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish
I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.
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2.
When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.
Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe
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A nice way to imply defecation when in mixed company.
Gentleman #1: Ugh, excuse me, i've got to go!
*runs off*
Lady: What&apos..
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To take a dump in someone's microwave and turn it on. Usually done at the victim's house while he's passed out.
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