What is Scottish Bottle Rocket?
1.
Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
See
Random Words:
1.
A member of the KKK who has cancer.
KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.
See klan, kkk, cancer, hoods, ku k..
1.
Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet
Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on..
