What is Scottish Bottle Rocket?
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Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
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Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2
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A word used to when you are fealling unloved or hurt, but not really. Just for fun!
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