Scottish Curse

What is Scottish Curse?


1.

1) Having to fight off women from birth, all Scotsmen are born with this.

2) The Scotland National Team

3) Scottish Weather

1) "oh! plethora of naked women! please, one or two at a time! I can only fit one breast in my mouth at a time! wait your turn! theres enough of me to go around! oh damn this scottish curse"

2)

commentator: "AND KENNY MILLER MISSES ANOTHER SITTER!"

me: "aw for fucksake, scottish curse"

3) "pissin' of rain again, fuckin scottish curse"

See not, what, that, other, guy, said

2.

unusually small penis.

Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!

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