What is Scottish Garlic Bread?
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The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
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An utterly pointless and awkward conversation that draws on for a intolerably long time. Usually with someone who, despite your best eff..
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Noun. Italian for "Assface".
Variations: Assafaccione
Note: It's fake Italian, obviously.
Siete un assafaccio.
Eng..
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fun to hit with a car
there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.
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