Scottish Hibernation

What is Scottish Hibernation?


1.

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.

Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.

See bear, vagina, beef curtins, hibernation, sleep, scottish


0

Random Words:

1. Universal Noise of Fucking. See above definition for onomatopoeic use as a sound itself. 2. The noise that the Doom guy made when you ..
1. Being stuck in a conversation that you don't want to be a part of. I was trying to go to the bathroom, but that advertising douche..
1. cyalume is just the brand name of a glowstick that the company, omniglow makes. its also one of the best glowsticks out there that are v..