Scottish Mermaid

What is Scottish Mermaid?


1.

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.


3

Random Words:

1. A noun that describes someone who simply sits and watches the woods. Someone who is strangely obsessed with forest areas. That's ..
1. hot lady parts, the almighty, the beautiful, poonjani oh shit! that biatch got a sweet poonjani! hell, id tap that poonjani!!! POOONJ..
1. Excessive flab present below the triceps muscle. 1)Ho brah work out cause you get kimono sleeves. 2)Jiggle those kimono sleeves. 3)Yo..