Scottish Mermaid

What is Scottish Mermaid?


1.

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.


3

Random Words:

1. Similar to overdosed except this is when, instead of taking too many drugs, someone wears too much jewlery. To over gold one must be inc..
1. A style of bangs often worn in conjunction with a mullet on a woman popular in the late 1980's, but which is still seen occasionall..
1. An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed..