Scottish Mermaid

What is Scottish Mermaid?

1.

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.
3

Random Words:

Ubercuber
1. an irc channel on irc.swiftirc where the best of the best Runescape pkers chill who aren't a famous glory hungry media hungry clan ..
Read more
Out-twelves
1. -out-does -beats out -exceeds -surpasses "Taylor Locke's sexiness totally out-twelves Robert's cuteness." See S..
Read more
Ziggafuck
1. someone who is a boner jp has a giant ziggafuck See boner, dick, jp, kevin, hayes, digimon, porn, plastic, bag, woody..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free