Scottish Mermaid

What is Scottish Mermaid?

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When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.
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