Scottish Mermaid

What is Scottish Mermaid?

1.

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.
3

Random Words:

Fire Chode
1. when one has both a fire crotch and a chode Charlie's packin' a fire chode. See chire, chode, fire crotch, charlie..
Read more
Ballarious
1. to laugh your balls off dude that was freaking ballarious, my balls are now on the floor. See balls, hillarious, ballarious, inside, j..
Read more
Flapping Vagina
1. A superlative form of "pussy", referring to a weak, cowardly or excessively whiny. Can also be used as a verb - flapping one&..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free