What is Scottish Mountain Goat?
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A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message
Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now
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The very worst consequence of ones actions: the universe could explode.
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A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub
Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
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