What is Scottish Mountain Goat?


1.

A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message

Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)

Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)

Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now

See blowjob, text, girlfriend, sex, boyfriend


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