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After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You&ap..
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When taking a shit. Your turd wraps all around the toilet like a coiled snake and pokes out of the water.
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A woman who is ready and willing for sex at closing time in a bar/night-club (due to an amalgam of intoxication and desperation).
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