What is Scottish Puppy Chow?
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The distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl's love canal after she hasn't showered since the last leap year. Similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut butter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man's chin.
Man that girl's Scottish Puppy Chow is so tastey I wish I could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!
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The act of leap frogging over someone then taking a huge unexpecting dump onto their face.
When I was a kid we were playing leap frog a..
