Scottish Suprise

What is Scottish Suprise?


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When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.

Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck

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