What is Scottish Typewriter?
1.
A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
See
Random Words:
1.
intelligent, sexy, smart, unbelievable, amazing, perfection
The_Pikas_Elbow2 is a word that describes no man, except for TPE!..
1.
A computer geek's sexy ass bitch. The sexiest piece of machinery alive.
Whoah, dude, I just want to stick my penis in that Uro-Fig..
