What is Scottish Typewriter?
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A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
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(noun) a term used to describe loose vaginal labia hanging from the female genitalia, resembling a set of draping curtains.
Damn girl! ..
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The homosexual state of having fun; Something totally awesome. (in a gay way)
Damn, sucking dick is such an awesomefagacy..