What is Scottish Typewriter?
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A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
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An insult at the elementry school level, towards little rolly polly girls, who are often always seen eating.
HA, HA, Fat Mama Cheesebur..
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When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents..
