What is Scottish Typewriter?
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A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
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Any rash or chaffing that results from excessive dry-humping.
"I was trying to bang Debbie last night but she wouldn't do any..
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You say this when someone is flirting with someone!
Gulzab Zing Zing ZIng Bah!
The response is usually I'm not doing that or, Wha..
