What is Scottish Typewriter?
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A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
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Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
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Substituting everyday objects for workout equipment.
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A guy who is a pussy and annoys the hell out of people, especially woman.
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