What is Scottish Typewriter?
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A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
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When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like noth..
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Someone who sits on their arse all day doing nothing.
Brett is such a shinypants
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