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Someone who tries to have sex with dead trees
See Bob humping that old log? Well he's a necrodendrophiliac...
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Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukra..
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a pimp from the 10th century
leif ericsson rox my sox
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the same as a dirty sanchez, only using blood instead of shite. also known ..