What is Scotty-don't?
1.
Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.
(N.) Man, you are such a Scotty-don't sometimes.
(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scotty-don'ting the this week.
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