What is Scraglets?
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Scraglets: The resultant build up of turd caused by refusing to wipe ones arse after taking a shit.
Eventually leading to a critical build up known as Bum Chaff.
Bill was a stubborn old hairy eye-browed bastard, he refused to wipe his wrinkled old arse and kept fighting off John the midget care assistant.
'Get your fiking hands off my arse you little prick' screamed Bill whilst fighting off a toilet paper armed John
'Bill...Bill for fucks sake let me wipe your shitty arse, otherwise the scraglets are gonna build up..'
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