Scramble My Eggs

What is Scramble My Eggs?


1.

A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.

Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!

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