What is Scrambled Egg Hair?
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The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
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The predecessor to the iPhone.
Tom Upgraded his iTelegraph to a iphone.
See iphone, telegraph, phone, upgrade, cow..
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The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...
