What is Scrambled Egg Hair?
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The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
Random Words:
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Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass..