Scrambling Lizard

What is Scrambling Lizard?


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When having sex with a woman who refuses to recieve anal sex, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the vagina from behind, but instead penetrates her anus, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.

Woman: I refuse to do it up the pooper

Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall

Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh

*Next Day*

Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard

See anal suprise, rectum raider, midnight express


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