What is Scranton Handshake?
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A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.
After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.
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This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.
Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.
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