Scrape My Taint

What is Scrape My Taint?

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.

"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."

Orifest

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Unclutch

1. not clutch, not completing something that has to be done; bad. Missing the last shot in the game was extremely unclutch...

Terkel

1. The VW Terkel came standard with a 12 HP .5-liter engine, wheels made from the skins of hedgehogs, and a propane bar-b-q. Bill Braskyoft..

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