Scrape My Taint

What is Scrape My Taint?

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.

"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."

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