What is Scraping The Monkey?
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This is when you are having intercourse with a girl while you are at the end of a nasty herpes outbreak and the friction caused by your penis and her vaginal wall is scraping the herpes growths onto the bed.
I was constantly wiping the scab shavings off the bed while i was scraping the monkey.
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To be anally brutalised i.e. to be arse-raped.
"Dear God, that pack of rabid gorillas really dished out a bummel pummeling on my a..
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to stop talking (See also shut up)
Zip your lip and get to work...