Scrat

What is Scrat?


1.

An ugly girl that tries to look by wearing loads of make up and short skirts. Often referred to as a cake-face.

"Hey, look at that scrat over there"

"Which one, there are loads of them?"

See slut, slag, scrag

2.

Enormous black squirrel-like creatures, without the fluffy tails characteristic of squirrels. Probably the unholy spawn of a squirrel-rat union. One is known to live near the Administration Building on UMBC campus.

Watch that scrat. He's been giving those three squirrels over there orders or something. It looks like they're building a pile of sticks, or maybe a catapult.

3.

a girl who is rat-like and skanky. she wears shorts you can see STDS falling out of, usually sports a mustache, and she hails from Alpha Omicron Pi

girl: "look at those scrats tricking around again"

See skank, ho, trick, rat

4.

A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.

A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.

A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.

Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"

Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."

See dreg, brown-noser, suck-up, flattery

5.

To do menial, pointless, but intensive work that you consider to be below you.

To look like scruffy urchin when you consider yourself to look quite the hunk.

'Have a good day at work?'

'Nah, I had to scrat around with the photocopier all day.'

'Sorry mate, you look a bit of a scrat.'

'I'm scrat-tascic!'

See pointless, boring, menial, scruffy, vermin

6.

The Gooch, Or Taint...whichever you prefer, or it is the spot between the balls and the butthole of a male.

Oh my god my scrat itches, or tickle my scrat, or lick my scrat

See gooch, taint, scrat, scroat

7.

used to define the used end of a cigarette, often found at the join between road and pavement, invariably wet and/or muddy.

you are a dirty little scrat end.

scrat end ho bag

alison is a scrat end

See scrat, end, jeb, alison, fag


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