Scratch Dresser

What is Scratch Dresser?

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

See hack, chopper, slicer, landscaper

Carp Face

1. Christina Guido that bitch is a straight carp face, meaning she looks like a f*cking carp! See bitch, liar, homewrecker, grimey, sleez..

Uberbuff

1. The buffest ting dat ever walked innit 'Whoa Paul is uberbuff innit, allow Ben!'..

Blumpkee

1. To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin. I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni See head, fac..

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