Scratch Dresser

What is Scratch Dresser?

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

See hack, chopper, slicer, landscaper

Air Drumming

1. The act of playing the drums without actually having a drum set or sticks. I got awesome air drumming skills yo! See drums, air, drumm..

Trunkated

1. When you have so much anal sex that your asshole is enlarged or trunkated Damn that ass be trunkated yo!..

Eichelitis

1. When you start off as a clean shaven person and you turn into a hairy vagimite. (look up vagimite) You also grow a foopa and a monspubis..

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