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The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper.
Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...
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A cat or dog who is small enough to be wrapped up tightly in a blanket with just a head sticking out of one end, resembling a burrito. ..
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The act of urinating in the shower. Results in what are quite possibly the most relaxing moments that any of us will ever experience.
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