What is Screaming Space Hopper?


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On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.

Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.

See arse, bitch, sundae, fat


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