What is Screbend?
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The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.
"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."
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poppa's thang is a cockthat is fucking huge and barely fits in a girls tight little pussy. very enjoyable.
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a nun or female preachers knockers
boy 1: wow that nun has huge holy humps
boy 2: yea i know i touched one
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