What is Screbend?
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The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.
"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."
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