Screech The Weasel

What is Screech The Weasel?


1.

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?

-Nope, he decided to stay home

and screech the weasel to some

Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I

made her screech my weasel for

forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."

I heard Bob went over to Susan's.

Did they fool around?

-Nope, they just sat in separate

rooms all night and silently

scroche their respective weasels.

Ha, Bob gets no play.


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