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The fuzzy gray things that appear under furniture when housework is neglected in favor of obsessing over Rob Pattinson.
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The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.
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When using predictive text messaging on your phone and it suggests an alternative word that's better than, more humorous or related..
