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First, you put an alka-sletzer in your woman's vaj. Then, after sex you eat the foam that comes out.
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(just i FIC shun): a fictional justification for a project or purchase that is otherwise patently obvious and necessary, but that nevert..
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having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
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