What is Screw Tard?
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Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
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Someone with a penis so oldly shaped that it resembles a turkey neck.
First, unbutton your pants and pull out your genatailia. Inspect...
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when you have a so intense orgasom that your penus or fanny starts to glow pink this normally lasts 2-3 hours
omg you fucked me so hard..