What is Screw The Gooch?
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To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the
"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."
I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."
"Matt, youre' a
jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a totaldumbass to screw the gooch like that"
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