What is Screwed Monkey?
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An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.
I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.
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