What is Screwton?
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A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.
1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))
"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"
"Yeah...screwton"
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A footon that is used for having
Baby you lookin mighty fine tonight, how bout we have some drex on the screwton.
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A challenge, preferably screamed into a cell phone at the top of your lungs.
"Hello?"
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!&q..
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To be so efficient and quick in replying to emails, it borders on Ninjaskills.
Wow, Alan got that email sent out to the entire departme..
