Screwular

What is Screwular?


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A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.

Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"

Jane: "I have screwular."

See ripoff, cellphone, extortion, sales weasel, screw


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