What is Scrift?
1.
To act as a dog with worms does, rubbing one's anus across a surface, in order to achieve relief. Traditionally a rough floor was used but facilities are being expanded to include anywhere available, including snow and drunkard's faces.
"Tinker was a terrible scrifter"
"Underage scrifting can be bad for your health"
"Scrift like you mean it"
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2.
The verb to be ownage.
I scrift you, suck my 1337 s4uC3 NOOB!
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