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Light weight is getting drunk really fast
"Are you a light weight?"
-No, it takes me 5 or more shots to get drunk!-
"O..
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when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!
hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!..
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1. when a woman has a man hold her purse for her, he has been manstrapped
2. when a woman has been whipped by a man, she has been manst..