Scrimshaw

What is Scrimshaw?


1.

Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.

Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.

Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."

Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"

Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.

2.

to take a boner hard in the butt

Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".


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