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when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity
last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gav..
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pertaining to Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
That I hit the fire hydrant with my car af..
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Posing for a picture as if one were locked behind bars in a jail. This could include squatting down low to the ground and throwing up g..