Scrintin Edit Meaning

1. Using hot sauce as a lubricant while jerking off Last night I was so lonely that I gave myself a Hawaiian Hand Crank...AND IT HURT LIKE..

1. To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions. Being ..

1. 1. any number in the millions (1,000,000-9,999,999) that has two commas 2. rich, snobby mofos Man, those 2-comma kids think their shit..