Script Monkey

What is Script Monkey?


1.

Customer Service Rep who flops like a flounder once the caller's questions go off-script.

That script monkey forwarded me to a menu and I ended up back with him. He then proceeded to follow the same script and tried to forward me again.

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2.

A computer user who uses low level languages like HTML and Javascript almost exclusively, and fears things like .NET, object oriented programming, and working with a team. Often in web design, or their mom's basement. Related to script kiddies, but usually less mischievious.

Now that I showed Jimmy the javascript alert command, he thinks he's a fucking script monkey.


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