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1. A fart bubble that gets stuck in the gooch. Yesterday, I got the biggest Zlarnak until I sat down...

1. What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god. "Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT." See bruce, zeus, willis..

1. TO REFER TO SOMEBODY AS A BUMWART WOULD MEAN THAT YOU THINK NO HIGHER OF THIS PARTICULAR PERSON THAN YOU WOULD OF A PIMPLE ON ONES ARSE...