Scromelette

What is Scromelette?

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"

- "No, but you can have a scromelette."

"What's a scromelette?"

- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

See omelette, eggs, scrambled, scrambling, breakfast

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