Scrontch Edit Meaning

1.

Smaller than small, tinier than tiny.

Hey, could you turn the radio down just a scrontch?

See small, tiny, teeny, wee, bit

2.

Smaller than small; smaller than tiny.

"Hey, could you please turn that radio down just a scrontch?"

See small, tiny, teeny, wee

3.

Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.

The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.

Not being able to think.

Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.

I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.

Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.

See scrotum, scratching, squirrel, sound, think