Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Blimy

1. Posible Euphemism for "Blind me" often used with 'Gowd' as "Gowd blimy" - obviously for "God blind me..

Porkster

1. an obese woman Damn Gina check out that porkster! Her ass jiggles more than yo mama's jell-0 salat. Huh? Porksters?!..

Itchy Star

1. Itchy star is when you have a itchy asshole Man I have a itchy star See star, itchy, butthole, anus, asshole, Kataklysm..

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