Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Insaniversary

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Vagibra

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A Cunt's Errand

1. A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case. Setting out to use ..

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