Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Party! Super Party!

1. The best damn party a group of friends have. Usually only involves close friends, where everyone knows each other and can therefore act ..

Chocolate Torch

1. step 1: shit in her puss step 2: possess plunger step 3: plunge the feces out of puss step 4: hold plunger like the olympic torch st..

Schvat

1. the best most janster way to say what schviggity shiggity schvat See aidan..

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