Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Sad, Quiet Ending

1. Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video. My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don&apos..

Inbd

1. stands for "it's no big deal!" mom: BETH ANNE! beth anne: wu? mom: your cell fone bill is whats up. all this texting! ..

Queefing Vagina

1. is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in. common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom. Last ni..

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