Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

National Debt

1. Something that was 5.6 trillion when Bush took over and now is 12.3 when Obama gets his turn. Was ok to add 6.7 trilion with Bush but no..

Ucba

1. I more extreme version of cba but lesser of cucba its a acroynm for ultra cant be assed. used by youths being lazy matey 1: oi geezer f..

Vagillating

1. vagina + vascillating = vagillating. When a PMS'ing woman is being an indecisive princess. Related to male condition of manstrati..

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