Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Internet Shorthand

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Elohel

1. The future lol. People will begin to spell out all letters of acronyms, thus voiding all human existence. Jay: Did you see that knife ..

Pembo

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