Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Shoeing It

1. To remove one's shoe and then stare it it for a prolonged period of time. After a sumptuous dinner, I eased my chair back from the..

Hayer

1. a terrible abbreviation for have you ever andy- hayer seen a chevy wid da bofydoors? surge- wtf See hayer, see, a, chevy, wid, da, bo..

Zulema

1. a name that sounds made up, and the greatest person ever! I just googled Zulema and it means peace! See zulema, peace, z, zule, ma 2...

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