Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Ludachristmas

1. a day before christmas where you get crunkand rock out!! "aww man last night i was so wasted" "thank god it was just lu..

7/0

1. When an attempt is made to divide seven by zero, the world will end. :( -Bobby: Hey, I just figured out the answer to 7/0! -Steve: NO..

Douche Pot Pie

1. The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe"..

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