Scrortoise

What is Scrortoise?

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

Montainya

1. Shortened term for an extremly large shit. Originating from the phrase "shit the size of montaña". Montainya is to be said wit..

Jay Chou

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K Ration

1. Meal ready food supplies, often used on the battlefield. Mostly found in can form. Srgt. Jim: Are you gonna eat that K ration ? Srgt. ..

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